Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Legality of Doctor's Excuses

Is it legal? Doctor's notes are one of the most requested items on the Internet. Yet no one seems to be able to answer the question "Are [fake] doctor's notes legal?

To try to answer the question, you can use a search engine such as Google to search for legality, or you can consult legal counsel, but the ultimate answer you get largely depends on who you ask, and in which state you reside.

In some states, it is a class 'E' felony, but in others there are no clear lines. Any way you slice it, though, morally, it is questionable to use doctor's notes to get out of some commitment.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Lost Productivity

There are alot of people who use doctor's excuses to get out of work. Some of these reasons are legitimate, for sure. But some people like to use doctor's excuses for playing hooky.

Playing hooky from work while using a real doctor's excuse isn't an issue, unless the doctor's note isn't valid or is even forged. Using a fake doctor's excuse, however has some serious ramifications.

Some states consider using a fake doctor's note a felony count of fraud. Others consider it a misdemeanor. Whatever your locale and legal situation, it is almost always immoral to use fake doctor's excuses.

Aside from the obvious lie that is made to the employer from the employee, a fake doctor's note makes the employer lose money and productivity, effectively stealing from the company.

Most wouldn't think twice about walking out with a company pen or paper, but consider that if your hourly wage is just $6.50 an hour, and you play hooky for a day, its making your company lose $50. Would you steal $50 from your boss' desk?

Probably not.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Why do people use fake doctor's excuses?

Top 10 Reasons to use a Fake Doctor's Excuse

Of course, there are many reasons people may choose to use a doctor's excuse. Of all the reasons we've gathered, these are probably the best... Here they are... enjoy:

10. Your boss is an overbearing jerk with no heart, and will only accept a doctor's excuse as a "get out of jail free" card.

9. The girlfriend wants to know when you're going to propose, and you've tried the "I'm saving for the ring" excuse too many times, and now you need a doctor's note

8. Uhhh? Hello? Who really wants to attend jury duty? (don't try it... its illegal)

7. There is this fabulous sale on these new strapless jobbies, and you just can't miss out

6. You have no moral imperitive which keeps you from lying to your coworkers

5. You're not ill, but that hang over is nasty, and a doctor's excuse is just what the doctor ordered (Ha! I kill myself... seriously!)

4. You just want to see what one looks like

3. Mornings just aren't all they're cracked up to be

2. McDonalds can McShove it.

And the number one excuse....

1. You don't really want to spend $50 for a doctor to say "uhh yeah, you're right, you have a cold... Stay home from work"

You can get a doctor's excuse for any occasion from FreeDoctorsExcuses.com

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Free Doctor's Excuses

Doctor's Notes


Sometimes some people just want to get out of work and they use a doctor's excuse. Sometimes they need a day to take care of their sick child, and sometimes they want to go fishing. No matter why you need time off, what you need for your job is usually a doctor's excuse.

Doctor's Excuses


Doctor's Excuses are a great way to ease the trouble of getting out of a tough job, but they must be used with care. Before you buy one, you can see what a free doctor's excuse looks like.

You should consider the legality of doctor's excuses. If you want really convincing doctor's excuses you may consider buying a high quality doctor's excuse for as low as $4.95.

Free Doctor's Excuses


Free doctor's excuses can be as high quality as paid ones, but you must know where to look.

More to come...